seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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