I am in a vortex of obligation.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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