So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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