Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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