Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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