I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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