I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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