Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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