Just mADE A PArabola og urine
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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