We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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