Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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