just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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