Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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