sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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