Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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