the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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