there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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