her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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