whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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