I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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