He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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