your parents love me but you hate me
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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