guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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