2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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