bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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