My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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