in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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