I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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