She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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