Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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