There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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