You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he thought i was a dude.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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