Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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