ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant