I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.