there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.