wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.