just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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