You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize