and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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