What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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