I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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