Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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