my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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