The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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