My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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