You really coming over, don't trick.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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