i just wanna soil my oats bro
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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