Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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