super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
