yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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