New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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