I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
