The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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