no, he came in my armpit
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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