WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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