I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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