I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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